10 Items (not people) you would save in a fire:
1. a big slice of ham
3. my guitar
4. more porn
5. an etch-a-scetch
9 Foods that you can live off of for the rest of your life:
1. im a phat bastard so basically anything
3. fried chicken
4. italian crap
5. anything spicy
6. buffalo wings
8 Movies that you can live off of:
1. the godfather
3.fear and loathing in las vegas
4. dead alive
6. billy madison
7 Colors you could live w/ only seeing:
1.im color blind
6 Songs that you can listen to on repeat Forever:
1. Sittin on The Dock of the Bay- Otis Redding
2. the entire electric ladyland album by hendrix
3. the entire "Catch a fire" album by Bob Marley
4. "The complete recording of Robert Johnson"
5. My Cheri Amor- Stevie Wonder
6. anything sublime
5 TV shows that you can live off of:
3. Family Guy
4. Looney Tunes
5. Rocko's Modern Life
4 Stores you can shop in Forever:
1. Sears? im a guy.... skip this question
1. world peace
2. a rooster
3. more wishes
2 places you could live in forever:
1. i havent left NJ in 8 years so iunno
1. music...lobster ass
What if you knew you were going to die tomorrow?
i'd make some waffles
What if you had only one seven-word sentence you could utter on your deathbed?
the virgin mary has one round booty
What if friendly aliens landed in your backyard and offered to show you the universe - would you go?
only if they were hot
What if you were assured on a wish come true when you blew out your birthday candles - what would you wish for?
to be a rock and roll star
What if you could have one super-human power - what would it be?
What if you could stop time for one hour (this includes freezing people in their tracks - you're the only one "alive") - what would you do?
EPAR EPAR EPAR
What if your best friend asked you to go on Jerry Springer with him/her?
What if you found out your father was having an affair with your best (female) friend?
there would be some killing
What if you could be one fantasy animal (like a unicorn or a dragon)?
i would a jackalope
What if you could be one real animal (like a horse, dog, fish, parrot)?
i would be a bird
What if you could live inside of any book?
i would be stuart little and crap on mouse traps
What if you could live inside of any movie?
i dont know, i just dont know
What if you could create the perfect man/woman for you to love?
that would be great
What if your lover wanted to spend the rest of your lives in a single town and never see the rest of the world?
they would die
What if you awoke one morning to find that, overnight, you'd transformed into a member of the opposite gender?
i'd touch myself, o god would i ever
What if you awoke one morning to the realization that you had somehow lost all four of your limbs?
i'd roll around on the floor screaming in hysterical laughter